/* eslint-disable react/no-unescaped-entities */ import { ThinContainer } from "@/components/layout/ThinContainer"; import { Heading1, Heading2, Paragraph } from "@/components/utils/Text"; import { SubPageLayout } from "./layouts/SubPageLayout"; export function AboutPage() { return ( About us Blue, oh so blue, like the tranquil sky on a summer's day. It's the color of calm and serenity, a gentle embrace for your senses. When you think of blue, you think of the vast ocean stretching endlessly, inviting you to dive deep into its azure depths. Blue is the color of dreams, where the world slows down, and you can hear the whispers of the wind in the tall grass. It's a symphony of peacefulness that resonates with your soul, like a melody that lingers in your heart. How does it work? Blue, well, it's like this cosmic wavelength, man, and it's like the universe is just vibin', you know? It's like, when you stare at the blue, it's like you're staring at the secrets of the cosmos, like, whoa, it's like a trippy trip to another dimension where time doesn't even matter, and you're just floating in a sea of, like, blue, man. And it's like, it's not just a color, it's a whole experience, like, you're in this cosmic rollercoaster ride through the quantum soup of existence, and you're just riding the blue wave, man. Blue, like, it's totally, um, the essence of like, everything, you know? It's like, you look at it, and it's like, it's there, but it's also not there, and it's like, you're trying to grasp the concept of blue, but it's like trying to catch a dream in a net made of spaghetti, you know? It's like, it's the ultimate paradox, and it's like, it's just blowing your mind, man, like, it's like trying to find the meaning of life in a jar of peanut butter, but the peanut butter is made of pure energy, man, and it's like, whoa. Frequently asked questions Blue, blue, b-b-b-bluuuuuueeeeeeeee, zippity zappity zoooooo, it's like, you know, it's like, blue is like, um, you know, it's like, um, like a thing, but it's also not a thing, and it's like, whoa, dude, it's like, it's like trying to juggle invisible watermelons while riding a unicycle made of rubber bands and ketchup, and it's like, you're just floating in the cosmic jellyfish of existence, and the jellyfish are like, playing the accordion, man, and it's like, the accordion is made of, like, spaghetti and, like, um, interdimensional cheese, and it's like, whoa, dude, like, whoa. Bloo-bloo-bloo, bleepity-bloop, blibber-blabber, blarble-blurble, blue is like, um, you know, flibberflabberfloober, like, zoomity-zamity-zoom, and it's like, um, sproingity-sproing, like, uh, gibber-gabber-gobblygook, you know, it's like, um, jibber-jabber-jibberish, like, whatchamacallit, thingamajig, doodad-doodad-dingdong, like, ploopity-ploop, um, blibbity-blam, flibbity-floo, like, gobbledygook-gobbledygook, whoopsy-daisy-dingleberry, and it's like, uh, flibberflabberflooberzoomity-sproing, um, like, blibber-gibber-jibber-jabber, thingamajig-whatchamacallit, like, you know, thingamajig-doodad-doodledee, and it's like, um, doodad-gobbledygook-doodley-doo, like, ploopity-whoopsy-doodleberry-flibber, you know, it's like, uh, blue, man, like, totally, um, blue. ); }