mirror of https://github.com/sussy-code/smov.git
74 lines
4.0 KiB
TypeScript
74 lines
4.0 KiB
TypeScript
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/* eslint-disable react/no-unescaped-entities */
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import { ThinContainer } from "@/components/layout/ThinContainer";
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import { Heading1, Heading2, Paragraph } from "@/components/utils/Text";
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import { SubPageLayout } from "./layouts/SubPageLayout";
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export function AboutPage() {
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return (
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<SubPageLayout>
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<ThinContainer>
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<Heading1>About us</Heading1>
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<Paragraph>
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Blue, oh so blue, like the tranquil sky on a summer's day. It's the
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color of calm and serenity, a gentle embrace for your senses. When you
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think of blue, you think of the vast ocean stretching endlessly,
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inviting you to dive deep into its azure depths. Blue is the color of
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dreams, where the world slows down, and you can hear the whispers of
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the wind in the tall grass. It's a symphony of peacefulness that
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resonates with your soul, like a melody that lingers in your heart.
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</Paragraph>
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<Heading2>How does it work?</Heading2>
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<Paragraph>
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Blue, well, it's like this cosmic wavelength, man, and it's like the
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universe is just vibin', you know? It's like, when you stare at the
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blue, it's like you're staring at the secrets of the cosmos, like,
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whoa, it's like a trippy trip to another dimension where time doesn't
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even matter, and you're just floating in a sea of, like, blue, man.
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And it's like, it's not just a color, it's a whole experience, like,
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you're in this cosmic rollercoaster ride through the quantum soup of
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existence, and you're just riding the blue wave, man.
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</Paragraph>
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<Paragraph>
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Blue, like, it's totally, um, the essence of like, everything, you
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know? It's like, you look at it, and it's like, it's there, but it's
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also not there, and it's like, you're trying to grasp the concept of
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blue, but it's like trying to catch a dream in a net made of
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spaghetti, you know? It's like, it's the ultimate paradox, and it's
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like, it's just blowing your mind, man, like, it's like trying to find
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the meaning of life in a jar of peanut butter, but the peanut butter
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is made of pure energy, man, and it's like, whoa.
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</Paragraph>
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<Heading2>Frequently asked questions</Heading2>
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<Paragraph>
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Blue, blue, b-b-b-bluuuuuueeeeeeeee, zippity zappity zoooooo, it's
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like, you know, it's like, blue is like, um, you know, it's like, um,
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like a thing, but it's also not a thing, and it's like, whoa, dude,
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it's like, it's like trying to juggle invisible watermelons while
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riding a unicycle made of rubber bands and ketchup, and it's like,
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you're just floating in the cosmic jellyfish of existence, and the
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jellyfish are like, playing the accordion, man, and it's like, the
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accordion is made of, like, spaghetti and, like, um, interdimensional
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cheese, and it's like, whoa, dude, like, whoa.
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</Paragraph>
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<Paragraph>
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Bloo-bloo-bloo, bleepity-bloop, blibber-blabber, blarble-blurble, blue
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is like, um, you know, flibberflabberfloober, like,
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zoomity-zamity-zoom, and it's like, um, sproingity-sproing, like, uh,
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gibber-gabber-gobblygook, you know, it's like, um,
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jibber-jabber-jibberish, like, whatchamacallit, thingamajig,
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doodad-doodad-dingdong, like, ploopity-ploop, um, blibbity-blam,
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flibbity-floo, like, gobbledygook-gobbledygook,
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whoopsy-daisy-dingleberry, and it's like, uh,
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flibberflabberflooberzoomity-sproing, um, like,
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blibber-gibber-jibber-jabber, thingamajig-whatchamacallit, like, you
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know, thingamajig-doodad-doodledee, and it's like, um,
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doodad-gobbledygook-doodley-doo, like,
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ploopity-whoopsy-doodleberry-flibber, you know, it's like, uh, blue,
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man, like, totally, um, blue.
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</Paragraph>
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</ThinContainer>
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</SubPageLayout>
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);
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}
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